Strike That Idea.

I’ve never really been that fond of television sitcoms and don’t even have cable television so the effects of the writer’s strike has had, at best, a very minimal effect on my life. However, one of the shows from last fall’s new lineup stole my heart and crept in to become one of my new favorite guilty pleasures. Hint: first word, gossip, second word, girl.
Woefully, there have only been about two new episodes of this show in the last eight weeks and now it looks as though there are absolutely no new episodes left. I am not happy. I thought about writing my own little survival guide to the strike, including reality television shows, game shows, and sitcoms in syndication that I overlooked when in their prime. But, hell, I’m trying hard enough to find extra time to write cover letters for summer jobs, I definitely don’t have the time for some television watching research.
And then I found this lil gem. MSNBC reports that the writer’s strike isn’t going as well as the writers planned. Let’s just say American Gladiators got double the ratings of a rare new episode of Friday Night Lights. That hurts. America seems to be enjoying themselves without the writers. Granted, I’m sure every single one of us can name some crazed Desperate Housewives or Grey’s Anatomy fan that is still coping with the physical effects of withdrawal and would start foaming at the mouth when hearing news of a possible end to the strike. However, these new ratings do have me wondering – will we even want them all back?
Thanks, Writers
You killed the fall season.
Now, you’ve killed the Golden Globes.
What’s next, taking my lunch money?
I will give it if you give me more Gossip Girl.
Please?
Real Heroes. On Cable.
Earlier this week, my dear friend Jess and I were discussing how we will survive this never-ending writer’s strike. Just when I thought I would need to rely on reality tv and game shows to get me through the darkest winter yet, there appeared a glimmer of hope. Coming now, over the clouds on white shiny Comedy Central horses, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are here to save the day!

Not quite yet, but they will be on January 7th. That’s when production resumes on their shows without their writers. I’m looking forward to it not simply because it will give me something to watch, but will prove to be an exciting experiment. How much do we actually need these writers? Can we still have good television without them?
(Note: I know Carson Daly has been doing his show without writers. No, I haven’t been watching. Have you? That’s what I thought. Moving on.)
The writers are on strike because they want more and they aren’t getting more because the other side doesn’t think the value of their input is worth the higher asking price. So there’s the deadlock.
Now, if people can go back to their shows and work without their writers and are successful at doing so, then that proves that the writers really aren’t worth their asking price. Yes, I know this isn’t possible for sitcoms, but follow me. I know, we all want to root for the underdog and think everyone deserves a good paycheck, but really, everyone only deserves to be paid what they contribute. And if Stewart and Colbert come back and prove that they don’t need the writers’ contributions to succeed, then this will show that the writers really should not be given the extra they are asking for. However, if “The Daily Show” and “Colbert Report” sink and audiences have only slight chuckles instead of rolling laughter, then this will demonstrate what the writers really are worth.
Basically, these returns will not only keep the public entertained, but it is also a nice trial run in determining value. I am excited for both.
yo no comprendo
It’s always a special treat when celebrities or pseudo-celebs or has-been-celebs blog. Usually full of stream of consciousness, awful typos, and rants about nonsense, these blogs are like a lil piece of christmas year round. Whether its Nick Hogan’s blog bragging about how he just got sponsored for car racing and then adding a “ps – pray for my friend that i put into a coma due to the car accident i had in the summer” or Rosie O’Donnel who uses words like “4get” as if she were a 12 yr old girl, these things are delightful views into quaky publicity-driven minds.
And for my favorite of the week, let’s examine Roseanne’s blog on Ellen DeGeneres’ refusal to take part in the Writer’s Guild of America strike:
“hey ellen, you’re a writer, you should strike.. everyone has a contract not just you, that’s the point hun! Support every pro union thing in this country while we still can! This bush shit makes me long for the good old days of the mafia!!! IMPEACH TO PREVENT FURTHER RIPPING OFF OF YOUR MONEY!!!!!”
Last I checked, unions raise wages and thereby raise costs and thereby make people not in unions pay more money. Tell me if I’m wrong.
If someone could tell me the connection between why Ellen shoud strike and loving the mafia and pro-union and impeaching Bush, please let me know.
And next time Roseanne wants to comment on America, let’s all remember the way she almost killed patriotism with this: