I’m a supporter of pinching pennies and listening to a boyfriend’s advice.  However, there comes a time where you just need to write a big check and tell your boyfriend to put down the video camera.

I’m talking about Heidi Montag’s music video.  For those of you who have lives unrelated to watching MTV reality television, Heidi is this little innocent girl from Colorado who went to the big city and fell in love with a monster I like to call Frankenfrost.  Now, Heidi wants to break out of being on a tv show where all she does is get taped hanging out at her fake job and having pretend fights with her boyfriend, so she decides to start singing.  However, without a contract or a manager, her boyfriend takes on the role and directs her first music video.  Check out the train wreck:

There’s just something about it that feels so dirty.  I feel like a pervert watching it.  It might have to do with the cheesy pornish music or maybe it’s her store bought body parts or, I don’t know, the fact that it’s three minutes of a girl rolling around in the sand making some high pitched noises.  Well, enjoy.  I know I sure did.