Why I Love Her
Although the theme of crazy bitches has been close to my heart recently, I do love Lily Allen’s new video for “Who’d Have Known” more than I can really say.
Little known fact – my dad looks like Elton John. Although this is an obvious reference to their public spats, this video makes me giddy inside.
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I’ve already delved into the subject of the homogenous monogamous monster in a prior past. Having long ago decided that I, after mentally playing with the thought, could not accept a nonmonogamous relationship have not given much thought to the subject.
However, I find myself in a lonely hotel room listening to the romantic love song “All I See” by Kylie Minogue, a worldwide phenomenon barely known in the United States. Her album X (her tenth) had a bonus version featuring those rappers MIMS who dropped off the face of the earth after “This Is Why I’m Hot” played at all the college parties in Spring 2007. During the middle of this oh so pretty love song (the dj’s got me feeling the way i did when i first met you), one of these db’s goes into a rap about cheating on his woman. WTF? And just like that all of these thoughts come flooding back.
and no, i wont stop the cheating some of you are like “damn, he’s a demon” but let me share with y’all the meaning, i mean i’d rather lie with the one i love but i still harbor my own selfish reasons.
well, don’t that just warm your heart? perhaps theyre being honest and i’m the one with the delusions and will end up being cheated on when I hit middle age. are the wives of gene simmons and snoop dogg more in touch with reality than i am by acknowledging that theyre partners have sexual needs but are not upset by it since they know they are the woman he still comes home to. or is it the nice credit card and house and jewelry and children and bragging rights that has them overlooking those unfortunate flaws of their husband? either way, it’s a sick testament to human nature and i’m not particularly a fan.
is this enough, do you want more?
Although chick rock isn’t really my thing, europop is. So when you mix the two together, I just might be sold. Check out Kerli an Estonian chick who mixes rock with a lil drum n bass. I particularly enjoy “Strange Boy”, “Hate Me”, and “Creationist”. Enjoy!
Getting Tested
Not much longer after I wrote my latest post, I am in CVS and see a photo of LeAnn Rimes with the word “AFFAIR” smacked across her face. At first, I thought she was the victim of the affair as any person with any sense of gaydar would be getting massive signals from her husband (see here). But instead, it looks as though the singer is the cheating one. I can’t find it on legitimate websites yet, but if you’re interested head over to UsWeekly’s website and feel free to fill me in. K? Thanx.
