They’re Stealing My Idea!
According to the word of God, aka PerezHilton.com, MTV is looking into doing a Hills type TV show in Washington, DC.
Well, well, isn’t that funny, I suggested that how many months ago…
Note: If any MTV producers happen to stumble upon this lil page of mine, please please please, feel free to contact me about being on this show. I’m looking for any excuse to drop out of law school these days. I will lose weight, dye my hair blond, and even go by a fake name if necessary. Need me to pretend to work at a glamorous job? Will do. Anything it takes. xoxo, anastasia.
All the Noise is Messing with My Head
Everyone’s up in arms over a little photo of a fifteen year-old’s shoulders. My opinion? The photo is ugly so shutup.
I like the fact that this photo of Miley Cyrus and daddy Billy Ray surfaced the same day as the only news coming out of Austria these days.*
Implying incest or just pushing the innocence envelope? You tell me.
Copy bat.
Little miss indecisive needs advice in whether or not to attend a concert on Friday as part of a supermodel hunt. Send advice to sad little cubby hole at 4801 Mass Ave.
I’m giving up The Hills. Is this a sign I’m reaching maturity? God, I hope not. At least I know I’m not the only adult with a different guilty pleasure I promise not to abandon anytime soon.
xoxo,
A
*I’ve got my criminal law final in two days so I’m gonna make this special note. The man who held is daughter in captivity and raped her for twenty-four years faces a maximum fifteen years in prison. Let this be a message to all criminals : Go to Europe. Discuss.
Something to Enjoy
I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.
If you don’t know who these people are, consider yourself lucky. The rest of us, well, we are screwed. But I still don’t mind cause this is about as funny as it gets.
I mean, zebra bikini? Fortune magazine? Photoshoot by paparazzi? Spencer Pratt READING?
From now on, I am going to do my best to live a good life. I don’t want to take any chances my punishment is to come back as one of these idiots.
BTW, what is going on with Heidi’s right hand? It looks frightening!!!
i’m guilty. but it’s a pleasure.
I’m in law school. And as demanding as it is, I still have my priorities. And those priorities include crappy television.
To curb some of the bills, I don’t pay for cable or internet. This post is brought to you in part by a generous neighbor known only as “linksys”. This dear mystery friend of mine lets me research law cases, chat with old friends, keep in touch with my imaginary celebrity friends via tmz, and watch crappy tv online. At this point, I would also like to thank the generous people at MTV for putting all of their episodes of “The Hills” online within hours of airing on their cable network. It gives me something to look forward to on Tuesday afternoons.
[Anyone in for creating a show called "The Hill"? I've got some pretty girl friends. We don't do much during the week. Studying at Washington College of Law is only a little less glamorous than working at Teen Vogue. Pentagon City is the new Rodeo Drive. 5 Guys has as much paparazzi as Koi. Local 16 the new Les Deux. Let me know.]
So after working hard on Tuesday, I treat myself to Monday’s episode of “The Hills”. It’s about twenty minutes of guilty pleasure. But Wednesday is another story. A three hour long explosion of guilty pleasures to escape my sweat pants and gigantic backpack lifestyle.
8- 9 PM America’s Next Top Model. Pure genius. Tyra Banks may be crazy. But this show works. Pretty girls, pretty clothes, the occasional pretty boy, and drama. I can not ask for more.
9 – 10 PM Gossip Girl. I became addicted this weekend. We will see if I can avoid it this week. Pretty girls, pretty clothes, pretty boys, and drama.
10-11PM Project Runway. This season does not technically debut until next week. Pretty girls, pretty clothes, the occasional pretty boy, and drama.
Hump Day? More like Lump Day. My love for the fashionable life will make me a lump on the couch for three hours straight. The irony.
It’s Happening Before Our Eyes
Coming straight after yesterday’s post on Spencer Pratt’s White House aspirations, this photo was posted today on TMZ.
They’re already training to get the right look of a first couple.
I can see their policies now… He will fight terror by spreading rumors that Osama Bin Laden made a sex tape with a Jewish boy, and Heidi will allow for socialized health care to cover breast implants for any girl who was teased in high school.
So much for the free world. We are all doomed.
From Reality Joke to President?
Woof.
In an interview with Radar magazine, Spencer Pratt tells the world he wants to one day go into politics. Pretty admirable for a guy whose current career is looking like an idiot on MTV and ruining the lives of others.
Don’t you worry that your fights today will affect your future?
Well, I definitely want to go into politics later in my life. I plan to be governor at least, and president if possible. But if people look back on the show, I’ll say, who were you when you were 23 years old? Don’t tell me you didn’t go to the nightclub and get in fights with your girlfriend and throw paint on the wall. It’s not going to affect my politics and things I want to change. It’s going to be about who I want to be and not who I was when I was 20.
Sorry, Spencer, you could find the cure for cancer, and you would still be known as that ugly kid who acted like a catty 14 year old girl on MTV in order to be a semi-household name.
Sure, Arnold Schwarzenegger is now a governor, but his work in front of the camera includes nice weight lifting videos, one of the best action movies of all time, and a few kid friendly films as well. Spencer Pratt just likes making twenty-something girls cry and convincing his girlfriend to get a boobjob.
On second thought, he is a total money-grubbing dirtball who will do anything to climb to the top. He loves attention, has a shady past, can put on awful apparently fake charm, has no problem calling out those opposing him, enjoys making enemies as well as professional connections, and thinks he has the solution for everything. Maybe he would be perfect for the job.
Cute matching shirts, by the way.
Wannabe Pop Star Got Plastic Surgery!
The shock of it all!
This girl is the worst. Correction, her Frankenfrost boyfriend is the worst. But I’m not even going to feed their egos any further since these two are merely sponges for any publicity they can get.
A nonfamous girl got plastic surgery cause boys used to make fun of her. Run to newsstands. Now.
