Twist!
Pam Anderson is pregnant!
Bravo, Pam. And we all thought your acting was amazing. Apparently, you have perfect family planning skills as well. During a divorce is a convenient time to make a baby. Someone, give this woman an award quick, before the writers make them all disappear!
Anderson Divorce Keeps Chugging Ahead
Despite suggestions of the pair reconciling, Rick Salomon was served with divorce papers.
I can’t take pride in predicting this one since any idiot on the metro claiming to be a prophet could have seen this one coming.
Now, let’s take bets on how long it takes until the sex tape comes out!
A Day In The Life Of…
Pam Anderson.
Just as I predicted, Pam filed for divorce this morning.
Not as I predicted, a few hours later she pulled the plug.
And this was even after their reality show plans were cancelled.
Can they make it to the three month mark?
Place your bids now!!!
As If They Needed To Increase Their Chances of Divorce Any More
Pam Anderson and That-Dude-From-Paris-Hilton’s-Sex-Tape are looking into a reality TV show to document their newlywed lives. When asked about their married lifestyle, Pam commented, “We’re in every night. Having sex.” Well, if there’s one thing we need to see more of these two people doing is having sex.
How many episodes do you think they will get to tape before divorce papers come? Between Pam and Rick’s own track records and the awful history of reality show couples, I’m thinking maybe they can finish taping two episodes after the pilot. Just maybe.
See that look on Pam’s face? That’s the look of true love.
White Trash Extravaganza.
Pam Anderson married the-dude-from-the-Paris-Hilton-sex-tape last night. The original queen of celebrity sex tapes wore a denim dress down the aisle to wed the guy who we can blame for Paris’s fame in…. guess which city…. Vegas!
A-mazing. Does Pam Anderson have a real job? We all know this guy doesn’t. He did some shaky camera action about five years ago and is now set for life. Seriously, this is Pam’s second marriage in less than eighteen months. I’m beginning to think she is really a mail-order bride. Not that I have anything against those- I loved Natasha from the last cycle of America’s Next Top Model.
This wedding closed out a fabulous week for Pam and gossip. A few days ago, her ex-husband Kid Rock told interviewers that Pam had lied to him about having a miscarriage. Oddly enough, Kid Rock has a new album out he is promoting. What a shocker. While I do sympathize with Pam on this issue since her sellout ex can only make headlines when making up stories about her or punching her other ex-husband at award shows, she is the idiot who married him in the first place. He also famously ran out of the Borat premiere calling her a slut in reaction to her cameo. Class act. You know you make awful music when you have to do any of the above to get attention…
Well, at least this new husband knows a thing or two about crazy ex’s.
Well, here’s a toast to the happy couple. Maybe if they can keep their psycho former lovers out of their lives and the sex tapes in their own possession, they might just have a chance.
