Devon Sawa Was Onto Something…
Johanna Ganthaler missed her flight on May 30th. The AirFrance plane mysteriously ended up in the Atlantic Ocean.
She died in a car accident in Austria this week.
pop goes the hitler head.
Madame Tussaud’s opened its doors for the first time in Berlin Saturday morning. And the second visitor to enter the door ripped off the head of a wax Adolph Hitler.
While the wax figure stirred controversy from the getgo, the wax museum franchise, as far as I remember from my visits to one in Amsterdam as a child and one in New Amsterdam I would like to forget, puts a historical backdrop of the city or country at the beginning of the museum. Although most people race through this so that they can get next to the Terminator or Bill Clinton, there is more to the museum than pop culture (yes, I know, it hurts). Keeping with this, it would be wrong of Madame Tussaud’s to exclude Hitler from the history of Berlin and Germany. It’s not a pretty history but it most definitely is a history that should not be forgotten. But then again, Europe seems to enjoy hiding from that unfortunate blip on their history. I dare you to try finding a copy of Mein Kampf in a bookstore there. Trust me, you won’t be able to.
I probably would have more sympathy for this executioner if he was an old Holocaust survivor or some boy who has forced into being a member of Hitler Youth. But instead, this guy was born two decades after the concentration camps closed. He also retired from his work as a policeman after he found himself sympathizing with “anarchist lefistist” (can someone explain that conundrum to me?) protesters.
And can we talk about the property rights involved here?!? The Hitler wax dummy cost over a quarter of a million dollars to make. I hope this guy is held responsible and the price isn’t forked over to the visitors who already pay over $20 to enter that fun house.
He didn’t just say what I think he did. Did he?
As you may now, baby watch welcomes the birth of a child from the youngest celebrity mom in 2008 today – Jamie-Lynn Spears gave birth to a baby girl today. CNN reports:
“The 17-year-old was the star of Nickelodeon’s “Zoey 101,” a sitcom about prep school friends, and is the younger sister of pop star Britney Spears. The Spears family announced in December that Jamie Lynn was pregnant. The father is Casey Aldridge, a pipe-layer from Liberty, Mississippi. The couple is not married but announced an engagement several months ago.”
Did they really just say that or am I just being a perv?
Anyhow, congrats to the couple! I will buy her a celebratory glass of wine in four years when she’s legal.
All the Noise is Messing with My Head
Everyone’s up in arms over a little photo of a fifteen year-old’s shoulders. My opinion? The photo is ugly so shutup.
I like the fact that this photo of Miley Cyrus and daddy Billy Ray surfaced the same day as the only news coming out of Austria these days.*
Implying incest or just pushing the innocence envelope? You tell me.
Copy bat.
Little miss indecisive needs advice in whether or not to attend a concert on Friday as part of a supermodel hunt. Send advice to sad little cubby hole at 4801 Mass Ave.
I’m giving up The Hills. Is this a sign I’m reaching maturity? God, I hope not. At least I know I’m not the only adult with a different guilty pleasure I promise not to abandon anytime soon.
xoxo,
A
*I’ve got my criminal law final in two days so I’m gonna make this special note. The man who held is daughter in captivity and raped her for twenty-four years faces a maximum fifteen years in prison. Let this be a message to all criminals : Go to Europe. Discuss.
I Will Let You Reach Your Own Conclusion
So… I’m checking up on my news and I see this god-awful caption about a man who has been arrested over fifty times for groping women on the NYC subway. Why hasn’t he been forbidden from riding the subway? I don’t know. So just when I thought I couldn’t be anymore skeeved out, I was. Check out the slideshows related to that article.
Yes, photos of pretty girls. Yum.
And People Thought Vending Machines Selling Books Were Cool
Two new vending machines will begin operating for business in Los Angeles on Monday to distribute marijuana. Watch this video.

Just amazing. I thought the nutrition center I go to was the only one with a fluorescent “open” sign on the window and a Tupac poster hanging up in the waiting room!
I don’t get it. Do they really not want to be taken seriously or did CBS purposefully go out and find the least respectable medical marijuana facility in the entire state of California? Don’t get me wrong, I am not against medical marijuana or legalization in general. However, I think if there is any chance of a legalization movement for it, people need to step away from the reggae music and make a presentable case. Telling news reporters about “Wild Cherry” isn’t convincing anybody.
I’m Glad that Spending the Night with Me Guaranteed You Celebrity
Lindsay Lohan hasn’t done anything remotely productive in years. Yet, it’s news whenever she blows her nose, so obviously, it must be newsworthy when she goes to bed with someone.
I love the girl. I don’t know why. She is an addict who refuses to wear pants and for some reason, I am still obsessed. However, I, even as a loyal fan who even rented “I Know Who Killed Me”, don’t want to read about the nobody Italian or wannabe snowboarder who she seduced in rehab did with her in the bedroom. It’s not that interesting. And yet, the British “newspapers” keep paying these nobodies for their “tell-all” stories. It’s even on msnbc.com!

This must stop.
What I want to know is – if I slept with some dude who hasn’t made a hit movie since 2004 can I sell my story? Ryan Reynolds, here I come!
If Only We Were All Kings…
In an interview with Time magazine last week, Stephen King criticized the American public for their fascination with Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. He even suggested the magazine name one of the trainwrecks as Person of the Year to protest America’s entertainment obsession.
Thanks, Stephen King for pointing out the flaws of girls less than half your age while you shamelessly promote another bomb of a film. Bravo.
I know I am a pop culture junkie. If you look at the history on my Internet browser, you will find more gossip and celeb news sites than I am proud to admit. However, that doesn’t make me a bad citizen. I follow the news, I vote, I am a law student, and I majored in International Political Economy in undergrad. And, yes, I check TMZ at the end of the night for a little guilty pleasure break.
Does that make me irresponsible? No. Should I be criticized? I don’t think so. I’m not a self-absorbed American because I peruse celebrity gossip after reading my daily paper. Mr. King is right, there are issues Americans should be addressing. So why did he spend over half his interview time with a major magazine grumbling over fallen starlets?
This world is a sick place and there other issues Stephen King should address. Recently, a school teacher in Sudan received jail time over a stuffed animal. And I think that deserves more attention in Time magazine than the fact that I enjoy reading Perez Hilton.




