R.I.P.
I’ve always continued to support Lindsay Lohan, but this song may have finally put the nail in the coffin.
I think my undying obsession over redheads is next to be buried. One more song like that, and it’s over. I don’t even know if Max Collins will be able to save it. Speaking of which, let me know if you want to go see eve6 with me at the end of August.
Just Blame Someone Else
Lindsay Lohan’s father is a very precious, endearing man. He’s pretty much widely accepted to be one of the worst Hollywood dads in the business. He’s an alcoholic who has gone to jail and has beat up his own brother at a barbecue. And apparently, he has really good judgment too:
“I’ve been looking for the people who’ve been selling my daughter and these other kids the drugs, and come hell or high water, one day I’m going to find these guys and I’m going to expose them.”
Sorry, Michael, the only person to blame for Lindsay’s drug use is herself. And, maybe, if I’m feeling generous with the guilt trip, you. Accept the fact that your daughter’s drug problems came from her own poor judgment, your wife pimping her out as a cash cow, and you having substance problems yourself. Then you can work on these issues. When you push the blame on other people and don’t accept responsibility, you’re never gonna fix the problem. Come hell or high water.
And that’s the lesson for today, kids. Come back tomorrow to learn how to manage your time while in law school instead of blogging about what shoes a reality star purchased this weekend. Cause that’s obviously a topic I need to do some research on.
Rumor, Rumor on the Wall
Pam Anderson wrote a simple “No” on her blog. No, she isn’t pregnant? No, Rick Salomon is not the father? No, the divorce isn’t going ahead? No, what, Pam? Don’t leave me guessing!!! I never imagined you to be a tease!
Jamie-Lynn Spears dumped by boyfriend who is seeking a paternity test. In Touch is reporting that it may be a producer’s child. Someone should tell her that when you are sleeping to get ahead, don’t get pregnant. No one wants to see a pregnant teen. Oh, wait, we do in Juno. Correction – America only wants to see a pregnant teen every three years. Get your timing right, woman!
Lindsay Lohan and Adrian Grenier are hooking up. If you could pick two people in the world who are extremely good-looking but would have the ugliest baby together, this would be it.
I’m Glad that Spending the Night with Me Guaranteed You Celebrity
Lindsay Lohan hasn’t done anything remotely productive in years. Yet, it’s news whenever she blows her nose, so obviously, it must be newsworthy when she goes to bed with someone.
I love the girl. I don’t know why. She is an addict who refuses to wear pants and for some reason, I am still obsessed. However, I, even as a loyal fan who even rented “I Know Who Killed Me”, don’t want to read about the nobody Italian or wannabe snowboarder who she seduced in rehab did with her in the bedroom. It’s not that interesting. And yet, the British “newspapers” keep paying these nobodies for their “tell-all” stories. It’s even on msnbc.com!
This must stop.
What I want to know is – if I slept with some dude who hasn’t made a hit movie since 2004 can I sell my story? Ryan Reynolds, here I come!
I Know Who Killed An Hour and A Half of My Life
But I guess I asked for it when I rented that stinker of a Lindsay Lohan film.
Right now I’m trying to figure out if there was actually a huge hole in the plot or if I’m really stupid and can’t even follow the story line of a two star movie.
Oh, and the strip scene has no purpose at all in the entire movie, just a desperate attempt to get viewers. I know. What a shocker.
Hey Everyone, Come Meet My New Friend!
Her name is Ali Lohan.
As in, Lindsay Lohan’s little sister.
Yes, I said little.
No, not like a little sister who is only fourteen months younger.
Ali is thirteen.
Now, I might be a bit ashamed of the pictures of myself at middle school age. I was chubby, greasy haired, and had no idea about skin care. But guess what? That’s how thirteen year olds are supposed to look. Not like some slutty girl who was rejected from the Real World cast and is standing outside the 24 hour rite aid asking to bum a smoke.
