I Love It.
Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on Gilligan’s Island was recently arrested.
For marijuana possession!
Not too bad for a 69 year old! And she isn’t looking too bad for that age!
Way to go, Dawn!
Just Blame Someone Else
Lindsay Lohan’s father is a very precious, endearing man. He’s pretty much widely accepted to be one of the worst Hollywood dads in the business. He’s an alcoholic who has gone to jail and has beat up his own brother at a barbecue. And apparently, he has really good judgment too:
“I’ve been looking for the people who’ve been selling my daughter and these other kids the drugs, and come hell or high water, one day I’m going to find these guys and I’m going to expose them.”
Sorry, Michael, the only person to blame for Lindsay’s drug use is herself. And, maybe, if I’m feeling generous with the guilt trip, you. Accept the fact that your daughter’s drug problems came from her own poor judgment, your wife pimping her out as a cash cow, and you having substance problems yourself. Then you can work on these issues. When you push the blame on other people and don’t accept responsibility, you’re never gonna fix the problem. Come hell or high water.
And that’s the lesson for today, kids. Come back tomorrow to learn how to manage your time while in law school instead of blogging about what shoes a reality star purchased this weekend. Cause that’s obviously a topic I need to do some research on.
It’s Game Time, Kiddies.
Amy Winehouse finally entered rehab yesterday.
How long will she last? Place your bids now! Winner gets an entire blogpost dedicated to how amazing they are.
Remember kiddies, Lindsay Lohan lasted two months in there and Britney Spears once went in and out within in a day. Oh, and we’re playing “Price is Right” style. Person who guesses the closest without going over wins. The clock is ticking.
And People Thought Vending Machines Selling Books Were Cool
Two new vending machines will begin operating for business in Los Angeles on Monday to distribute marijuana. Watch this video.
Just amazing. I thought the nutrition center I go to was the only one with a fluorescent “open” sign on the window and a Tupac poster hanging up in the waiting room!
I don’t get it. Do they really not want to be taken seriously or did CBS purposefully go out and find the least respectable medical marijuana facility in the entire state of California? Don’t get me wrong, I am not against medical marijuana or legalization in general. However, I think if there is any chance of a legalization movement for it, people need to step away from the reggae music and make a presentable case. Telling news reporters about “Wild Cherry” isn’t convincing anybody.
The “No, Really!?!” Award of the Week
Amy Winehouse was caught on camera inhaling crack and then snorting powdered ecstasy and cocaine.
Wow, nobody saw that one coming.
The best part of it all? That’s her wedding photo! And her husband is in jail!
I wonder if the Amy Winehouse School of Class will accept my application next year. I was a bit upset I was rejected this past fall, but here’s hoping!
Up the Nose
The cause of Ike Turner’s death has been found. Big shocker – cocaine overdose.
I know there is some moral ground about respecting the dead, but forget that. This man sealed his own deal. And even on his way out, he guaranteed that he will always be remembered as a drug addict and wife beater.
Britney Spear’ed
So let’s recap Britney’s day.
11: 20 AM – Lawyer abandons her in the middle of a huge custody battle.
3:16 PM – Former bodyguard announced as surprise witness who will testify about Britney’s drug use.
7:41 PM – Manager resigns after one month with her.
And lastly – Nationwide reports say she will lose temporary custody of her kids.
I kinda feel sorry for the girl. I mean, when Kelly Clarkson’s old manager leaves you, you know you’re doing something wrong. And when Kevin Federline is seen as a more suitable parent? God help you.
