Separations
Eddie Murphy and his “wife” of two and a half weeks are splitting up. They didn’t even have time to make their marriage abroad legal in the US!
Yup, and it’s those homosexuals we have to worry about ruining the sanctity of marriage.
In related news, rumors are circulating the Amy Winehouse’s husband who has been in jail for the past three months wants a divorce. Why someone would ever want to leave that precious girl is beyond me.
Maybe Someone Out There Cares
Australian has-beens Natalie Imbruglia and Daniel Johns have divorced.
Who? Yes, that’s what I thought. I think he was in the band Silverchair that wrote a song about anorexia back in 2000. She had that lovely song “Torn” way back when I was in 7th grade. Hopefully, you can return to your normal life now despite this heartbreaking tragedy.
Anderson Divorce Keeps Chugging Ahead
Despite suggestions of the pair reconciling, Rick Salomon was served with divorce papers.
I can’t take pride in predicting this one since any idiot on the metro claiming to be a prophet could have seen this one coming.
Now, let’s take bets on how long it takes until the sex tape comes out!
A Day In The Life Of…
Pam Anderson.
Just as I predicted, Pam filed for divorce this morning.
Not as I predicted, a few hours later she pulled the plug.
And this was even after their reality show plans were cancelled.
Can they make it to the three month mark?
Place your bids now!!!
File This One Away With the Rest
The reality television show trend continues…
First, it was Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.
Next, Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro split.
Then, Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler called it quits. [They've gotten back together and separated more times than I can count, but bear with me.]
While all these reality television show couples ended in divorce, they all went in front of the cameras while still newlyweds. When Mr. and Mrs. Hulk Hogan let VH1 cameras into their lives, they had been married for two decades. Nevertheless, they were swept into the trend. Linda Bollea filed for divorce against Hulk Hogan this holiday weekend.
And did she tell him beforehand? No. Hulk didn’t find out until a newspaper reporter called him. How sad.
Reality shows are bad for your love life.
