Just Appalling
The Westboro Baptist Church whose patrons prefer picketing funerals and veteran hospitals over doing charity work have announced plans to protest at Heath Ledger’s funeral. Not because of possible drug use, but because of his starring role in “Brokeback Mountain.” From their flier regarding these new plans:
“Heath Ledger thought it was great fun defying God Almighty and His plain word; to wit: God Hates Fags! & Fag-Enablers! Ergo, God hates the sordid, tacky bucket of slime seasoned with vomit known as ‘Brokeback Mountain’ – and He hates all persons having anything whatsoever to do with it.”
Well, guess my whole family is going to hell in a handbasket since I had seen it in theaters twice and then my sister gave the dvd to my mom as a gift for, you guessed it, Christmas. And you know what? If heaven is a place where people like that rule, I will pass on any invitation I receive and will be glad to join all homosexuals and their supporters in hell.
Here’s hoping their picket at Heath’s funeral is as successful as this one was.
Truly Devastating News
Heath Ledger was found dead in a New York City apartment with pills strewn around him. That is all that has been released at this time.
He was a very talented actor and this is a huge loss. He will be missed.
I thought “Be Prepared” was a Boy Scouts Motto
But apparently members of AP are following the mantra as well, and, dare I say it, it evens makes me feel a little uncomfortable.
Basically, they are preparing for Britney Spears to die. I don’t know if it’s by drug use or suicide or what, but these wanna-be soothsayers are already working on an obituary for the girl.
“I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now. Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now … but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”
The girl is twenty-six years old and people are already preparing for her to die. Well, considering every moment of the most successful years of her entire life was planned out for her by other people, this actually doesn’t seem too outrageous. After all, the ticking time bomb has to stop ticking one day.
Up the Nose
The cause of Ike Turner’s death has been found. Big shocker – cocaine overdose.
I know there is some moral ground about respecting the dead, but forget that. This man sealed his own deal. And even on his way out, he guaranteed that he will always be remembered as a drug addict and wife beater.
I Need Some Help.
A lot of things are dying in my life next week…
With both The Hills and America’s Next Top Model wrapping up their seasons the same week my law school exams finish, I am gonna need a lil guidance with what to do with myself. Saturday morning I will wake up as a whole new woman. My daily challenges and weekly vices will be gone. With no tv shows to watch and no cases to read or federal rules to learn, what’s a girl to do?
Please send me recommendations for books, movies, magazines, tv shows, and whatever else I can use to fill my time.
