Confirmed.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have confirmed what everyone has known for months.
Needless to say, I’m pretty excited about this. A few questions:
1) Is Ashlee’s dyed red hair gonna grow out as nicely as mine did? (for all you men reading this, pregnant women can’t dye their hair.)
2) Will the kid take after the father or mother musically? I’m sure I won’t be dissappointed either way since I love craptastic music.
3) Is the baby gonna be able to lift up it’s head with that large of a chin?
God, I just love news about fetuses.
All the Noise is Messing with My Head
Everyone’s up in arms over a little photo of a fifteen year-old’s shoulders. My opinion? The photo is ugly so shutup.
I like the fact that this photo of Miley Cyrus and daddy Billy Ray surfaced the same day as the only news coming out of Austria these days.*
Implying incest or just pushing the innocence envelope? You tell me.
Copy bat.
Little miss indecisive needs advice in whether or not to attend a concert on Friday as part of a supermodel hunt. Send advice to sad little cubby hole at 4801 Mass Ave.
I’m giving up The Hills. Is this a sign I’m reaching maturity? God, I hope not. At least I know I’m not the only adult with a different guilty pleasure I promise not to abandon anytime soon.
xoxo,
A
*I’ve got my criminal law final in two days so I’m gonna make this special note. The man who held is daughter in captivity and raped her for twenty-four years faces a maximum fifteen years in prison. Let this be a message to all criminals : Go to Europe. Discuss.
He Says, She Says – It’s All About Sales
So Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged. Then People and Ok! magazines started saying they were pregnant, but didn’t have any proof except and unnamed “source”. Pete Wentz emailed MTV to dismiss the rumors in a roundabout but not direct way. Ashlee Simpson did the same when on TRL two days ago. Yet the two don’t claim any credit for fueling the fire when they made a video a few months ago talking about how they collaborated and something will drop come summer time. And now People magazine is claiming they have a real source – a friend of Ashlee’s dad.
A lil bit odd that this all happens one week before Ashlee’s new album comes out considering her last one didn’t do so well with sales. And on the magazine end, sales have been steadily dropping for those gossip talkers for awhile now.
So who knows. Maybe Ashlee is making it up to try to sell. Maybe the magazines are. Who knows.
All I know is, I’m still reading the gossip and still buying her cd.
xoxo.
News for the Ladies
Let’s be honest here. I’m a twenty-two year old female homo sapien and I was born because my ancestors reproduced. And what has dear evolution given me? Crazy urges to make a baby as soon as possible. And since I am not having a baby anytime soon, I plan on living vicariously though others.
Baby Watch 2008 Continues…
1) Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged last week. Now why would two young people just beginning their careers want to get married? Obviously, most people don’t think it’s because of true love since the magazines are saying she’s pregnant.
Ugliest. Baby. Ever. Don’t get me wrong – I love my L.O.V.E. and Pete was a crazy mofo when I saw him on stage two years ago. But damn, that would be an unfortunate child.
2) Cate Blanchett gave birth this weekend to her third boy. And she named the kid Ignatius.
All of a sudden I feel as though I am back at the Fordham University campus. Ahhh Catholicism. Kinda crazy for a woman who played Queen Elizabeth, don’t ya think?
3) Jodie Sweetin of Full House fame gave birth this weekend also. You may return to your meaningful lives now.
She stole my look!
A girl after my own heart.
Ashlee Simpson has dyed her hair red.
You have permission to return to your daily lives now.
(New?) Music Time
Dear Ashlee Simpson,
I like you a lot. I like you more than I should, in fact. Why? I’m not really sure. Anyhow, I’ve been looking forward to your new cd ever since it appeared on your website that there would be a new album out in November. That month came and past, and all I have yet been given is this video:
My sweet child, there’s something I need to tell you. If I wanted to listen to Gwen Stefani, I would listen to Gwen Stefani. Now go back to your room.
Over and out,
A
What’s A Boy To Do?
After Ashlee Simpson dumps him and then starts dating a boy who is made famous for Sidekick photos of his penis and then no one wants to listen to single boy’s nice guitar songs anymore? 
Ryan Cabrera lost his Sonic the Hedgehog haircut, got some ugly clothes, and then started dating a wannabe Ashlee Simpson look-a-like.
The only points he earns from this is the fact that his present girlfriend is the granddaughter of Elvis. Switching from the Simpson family to the Presley household gives this guitar player a little more street cred. Other than that, serious downgrade.
