Best Decision She Ever Made.
Amy Winehouse won 5 Grammy’s, mostly for her breakout song “Rehab”. She performed the song via satellite from London and looks much healthier than she has in a very long time. Here’s hoping this upcoming year is even better for her. She deserves it.
It’s Game Time, Kiddies.
Amy Winehouse finally entered rehab yesterday.
How long will she last? Place your bids now! Winner gets an entire blogpost dedicated to how amazing they are.
Remember kiddies, Lindsay Lohan lasted two months in there and Britney Spears once went in and out within in a day. Oh, and we’re playing “Price is Right” style. Person who guesses the closest without going over wins. The clock is ticking.
The “No, Really!?!” Award of the Week
Amy Winehouse was caught on camera inhaling crack and then snorting powdered ecstasy and cocaine.
Wow, nobody saw that one coming.
The best part of it all? That’s her wedding photo! And her husband is in jail!
I wonder if the Amy Winehouse School of Class will accept my application next year. I was a bit upset I was rejected this past fall, but here’s hoping!
Separations
Eddie Murphy and his “wife” of two and a half weeks are splitting up. They didn’t even have time to make their marriage abroad legal in the US!
Yup, and it’s those homosexuals we have to worry about ruining the sanctity of marriage.
In related news, rumors are circulating the Amy Winehouse’s husband who has been in jail for the past three months wants a divorce. Why someone would ever want to leave that precious girl is beyond me.
She Stole My Look!
The exhibit on the top is a photograph taken when a dear friend and I decided to show up to a Bronx party with Giant Freezie pops we had purchased at a bodega at approximately 11 PM. This photograph is dated April 2007.
The exhibit on the bottom is a photograph taken earlier this week in London. Grammy nominee/drug abuser Amy Winehouse was photographed returning to her home at 4 am in the freezing London air carrying a box of Mr. Freeze pops.
I love when drug addicts copy my moves. I set good examples.
