Not too Sad.
George Clooney and his ladyfriend Sarah Larson have split.
Take it from me, George, when you’re a somebody and you meet a nobody who was once on a reality tv show, it’s a sign not to get involved.
That being sad, those MTV producers still haven’t cast me in their Washington, DC version of The Hills. Call me?!?
Confirmed.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have confirmed what everyone has known for months.
Needless to say, I’m pretty excited about this. A few questions:
1) Is Ashlee’s dyed red hair gonna grow out as nicely as mine did? (for all you men reading this, pregnant women can’t dye their hair.)
2) Will the kid take after the father or mother musically? I’m sure I won’t be dissappointed either way since I love craptastic music.
3) Is the baby gonna be able to lift up it’s head with that large of a chin?
God, I just love news about fetuses.
They’re Stealing My Idea!
According to the word of God, aka PerezHilton.com, MTV is looking into doing a Hills type TV show in Washington, DC.
Well, well, isn’t that funny, I suggested that how many months ago…
Note: If any MTV producers happen to stumble upon this lil page of mine, please please please, feel free to contact me about being on this show. I’m looking for any excuse to drop out of law school these days. I will lose weight, dye my hair blond, and even go by a fake name if necessary. Need me to pretend to work at a glamorous job? Will do. Anything it takes. xoxo, anastasia.
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me.
It’s back on the interwebs!
A few weeks ago I posted the new video for Annie’s “I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me”. It was later removed by the legal team at YouTube but now it’s back for everyone to enjoy.
I’m regretting a lot of life choices this week. Because of this video, not becoming a pop star is one of them.
She looks like she’s having so much fun!
I Believe I Have a Mole
R. Kelly has this thing that wherever he goes, some 9 yr old near him gets pregnant. It’s unfortunate, but I think if he has a good enough argument to support him, he may qualify for disability. Until then though, he has charges against him for a videotape of what could be him having sex with what just might be a thirteen year old girl.
Luckily for R, he has this crazy strange mole on his back and claims it’s been there his whole life. The man in the video has no mole. Only in a kiddie sex case does having a mole come in handy.
Um… did anyone else see that episode from the first season of Nip/Tuck where this guy comes in to get a mole on his genitals removed and then sexy Dr. Christian later sees this de-moled guy on the news as a priest who was just acquitted of child molestation charges because all the boys had said the perpetrator had a distinct mole?
Here’s my theory : R. Kelly’s lawyers spent way too much time watching cable tv this weekend and decided just to get a lil spot drawn on R. Kelly’s back. Presto-chango, the man is innocent!
Blast from the Past
A new letter from Albert Einstein has resurfaced, and in it, he referred to the Bible as, “a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish.”
Wait. A scientist doesn’t believe in a book that says the earth was made in six days?!? You’ve got to be kidding me.
I Don’t Think That’s a Good Idea.
Tsk! Tsk! Kiddies!
I feel like if there was a list of 100 ways to ruin an amazing show, the cast and crew of Gossip Girl are trying each and every one of them. First, they started adding in crazy story lines, and now a real life romance between two of the biggest stars on the show?!? Not a good idea.
Take advice from me. I obviously know what I’m talking about when it comes to making a hit tv show. See these Emmy’s? They didn’t get there by themselves!
Just Plain Nutty.
So the Sex and the City movie premiered in London a few days ago, and, not surprisingly, Sarah Jessica Parker had to dress in something crazy. Although the ginormous thing on her head was a bit distracting, I tried concentrating on how awfully pretty her dress was. Then I noticed the texture at the top of the dress. Then I noticed that textured material was also on the thing on her head. And then I realized what she was going for.
Her hat is an acorn. With a flower. And butterflies.
Needless to say, my hopes aren’t too high about this film.
Impressed.
Say what you will about Madonna. She is old and some of the music she makes is questionable. But she is smart! She also knows how to put on amazing concert and make crazy money.
I’ve always wanted to see her in concert but never wanted to hand over the kind of money the tickets sell for, like $75 for the worst seats in Madison Square Garden? No thanks.
But a lot of people do. And some people even pay more money to scalpers once the show is sold out. And, yknow Madonna, she doesn’t want anyone making money that belongs to her. So she made a deal with StubHub, which is like ebay but for tickets. She will get a flat start up fee and a percentage from all the sales. Lady likes to make money!
R.I.P.
I’ve always continued to support Lindsay Lohan, but this song may have finally put the nail in the coffin.
I think my undying obsession over redheads is next to be buried. One more song like that, and it’s over. I don’t even know if Max Collins will be able to save it. Speaking of which, let me know if you want to go see eve6 with me at the end of August.
