All the Noise is Messing with My Head
Everyone’s up in arms over a little photo of a fifteen year-old’s shoulders. My opinion? The photo is ugly so shutup.
I like the fact that this photo of Miley Cyrus and daddy Billy Ray surfaced the same day as the only news coming out of Austria these days.*
Implying incest or just pushing the innocence envelope? You tell me.
Copy bat.
Little miss indecisive needs advice in whether or not to attend a concert on Friday as part of a supermodel hunt. Send advice to sad little cubby hole at 4801 Mass Ave.
I’m giving up The Hills. Is this a sign I’m reaching maturity? God, I hope not. At least I know I’m not the only adult with a different guilty pleasure I promise not to abandon anytime soon.
xoxo,
A
*I’ve got my criminal law final in two days so I’m gonna make this special note. The man who held is daughter in captivity and raped her for twenty-four years faces a maximum fifteen years in prison. Let this be a message to all criminals : Go to Europe. Discuss.
Isn’t That Special
Apparently Phil Collins and I have something in common. Kinda.
Homeboy announced his retirement this week. I am preparing for law school exams. And while a retirement from law school may be in order, a temporary vacation from this page unofficially began five days ago. It officially begins now.
And what would life after law school retirement look like for me? Moving to Tanzania. I hear you can make easy money there these days.
Be back in two weeks. Or less than that if the studying has got me down.
xoxo,
A
How Sad.
Thomas Jefferson is rolling in his grave right now.
And not for the reason the security guard would lead you to believe.
This town is insane.
Not Impressed
I like art. I do. I even sometimes find a great deal of relaxation where others are repulsed in that Modern Art section of the Metropolitan Museum of Art. I incredibly miss it now more than ever as I usually would go during finals just to relax and forget about school for a few hours. I suppose I could go to the National Gallery down here. But why when I can just sit at home and type complaints?
So, I do like art and tend to think I have some sort of open mind about it.
However, I can’t stand it when “artists” do senseless controversial things to create “art” and all they end up doing is creating shock value.
So some Yale art student obviously wasn’t getting enough attention for talent and had to resort to plain old controversy. What’s controversial? Let’s see.. homosexuality in art is as old as the day is long. Degrading religious relics became mainstream with Madonna and Pepsi. So, she resorted to the one thing that everyone always gets up in arms about – killing babies.
Homegirl decided to get herself pregnant and induce abortions and document it. Real cool!
She said the purpose of the project was to get people to think more about the connection between art and human bodies and also the nature of our bodies themselves. While concluding a personal statement, she wrote:
“Just as it is a myth that women are “meant” to be feminine and men masculine, that penises and vaginas are “meant” for penetrative heterosexual sex (or that mouths, anuses, breasts, feet or leather, silicone, vinyl, rubber, or metal implements are not “meant” for sex at all), it is a myth that ovaries and a uterus are “meant” to birth a child.”
Ummm I don’t know about Yale art students but I believe in evolution. All my body parts are there because they serve some type of purpose, made human beings with those qualities more successful, and those beings had more babies. I have a hard substance growing out of the tips of my fingers and toes to protect them from injury. I have an opposable thumb that makes so many tasks easier. And although I’m still not quite sure why I have whites in my eyes, I do know that the sole purpose of my ovaries and uterus is to make babies.
And not to kill them.
So now everyone from Matt Drudge to Perez Hilton to myself is writing about it. Job well done. She obviously wouldn’t have gotten that done otherwise. But is anyone gonna want to go see it? Sponsor her? Buy a piece? Doubtful. Nothing shows a lack of talent more than resorting to pushing buttons.
On the other hand, it isn’t as ridiculous as this.
He Says, She Says – It’s All About Sales
So Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged. Then People and Ok! magazines started saying they were pregnant, but didn’t have any proof except and unnamed “source”. Pete Wentz emailed MTV to dismiss the rumors in a roundabout but not direct way. Ashlee Simpson did the same when on TRL two days ago. Yet the two don’t claim any credit for fueling the fire when they made a video a few months ago talking about how they collaborated and something will drop come summer time. And now People magazine is claiming they have a real source – a friend of Ashlee’s dad.
A lil bit odd that this all happens one week before Ashlee’s new album comes out considering her last one didn’t do so well with sales. And on the magazine end, sales have been steadily dropping for those gossip talkers for awhile now.
So who knows. Maybe Ashlee is making it up to try to sell. Maybe the magazines are. Who knows.
All I know is, I’m still reading the gossip and still buying her cd.
xoxo.
News for the Ladies
Let’s be honest here. I’m a twenty-two year old female homo sapien and I was born because my ancestors reproduced. And what has dear evolution given me? Crazy urges to make a baby as soon as possible. And since I am not having a baby anytime soon, I plan on living vicariously though others.
Baby Watch 2008 Continues…
1) Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged last week. Now why would two young people just beginning their careers want to get married? Obviously, most people don’t think it’s because of true love since the magazines are saying she’s pregnant.
Ugliest. Baby. Ever. Don’t get me wrong – I love my L.O.V.E. and Pete was a crazy mofo when I saw him on stage two years ago. But damn, that would be an unfortunate child.
2) Cate Blanchett gave birth this weekend to her third boy. And she named the kid Ignatius.
All of a sudden I feel as though I am back at the Fordham University campus. Ahhh Catholicism. Kinda crazy for a woman who played Queen Elizabeth, don’t ya think?
3) Jodie Sweetin of Full House fame gave birth this weekend also. You may return to your meaningful lives now.
Even I Was a Lil Surpised
So, I don’t know about the rest of y’all, but I’ve never thought much of Alicia Keys. Yes, she is super talented. I’ve just never thought much about her. She’s there, she sings, it’s good, just not my cup of tea. Nothing too controversial going on….
And then, maybe she wants to get some street credit or something, because she is talking mad conspiracy theory stuff!
Apparently, in an interview with Blender magazine, she has come out claiming the government invented gangsta rap to encourage black people to kill one another and that the Biggie/Tupac murders were ploys to prevent black leaders from rising. Uh-huh.
Which is exactly why we have a half black man thisclose to being the Democratic Party’s candidate and he is still alive. But get a black man to sell ten million records, and then all of a sudden, the FBI wants to take down the power the black people are getting. THAT makes sense.
“Keys, 27, said she’s read several Black Panther autobiographies and wears a gold AK-47 pendant around her neck “to symbolize strength, power and killing ‘em dead,” according to an interview in the magazine’s May issue, on newsstands Tuesday.”
Um… I thought Alicia Keys was that pretty girl with the piano on Proactiv commercials. Now she is talking about “killing ‘em dead”?!? What is going on?!? Between this and a girl in my Constitutional Law class saying the Black Panthers were a positive group, I’m wondering if I missed out on some after school special on them or if everyone else is taking crazy pills.
Maybe they were talking about someone else cause I have no idea what is going on with these kids these days.
I Will Let You Reach Your Own Conclusion
So… I’m checking up on my news and I see this god-awful caption about a man who has been arrested over fifty times for groping women on the NYC subway. Why hasn’t he been forbidden from riding the subway? I don’t know. So just when I thought I couldn’t be anymore skeeved out, I was. Check out the slideshows related to that article.
Yes, photos of pretty girls. Yum.





