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Last week’s most famous prostitute made a really bad choice. And I mean really bad. Let’s put it this way, it makes sleeping with Elliot Spitzer for cash look like the best decision ever made. Ashley Alexandra Dupre made the worst choice of her life four years ago on a Girls Gone Wild bus.

And that decision is now costing her one million dollars.

Coincidentally, the same week the Mayflower ship sailed, the Girls Gone Wild MasterMind, Joe Francis was released from jail. Upon his release, he decided that he was gonna start a magazine. And he wanted the hot booty of the week, Miss Dupre, to do a photo spread for the magazine’s first issue. He made an offer of one million dollars.

Then, someone at GGW had the bright idea that they should check their back footage before. I mean, the chances of a “fun-loving” girl from class act New Jersey being on their footage is pretty high, after all. And, lo and behold, they found some footage of her. And by some, I mean, this girl lived on a Girls Gone Wild bus for seven days back around her 18th birthday.

Shortly after, the million dollar offer was rescinded. (You like that fancy law school talk, don’t you ?

Here’s a lesson to all the 18 year old girls out there. Don’t let Joe Francis tape you. You might become a prostitute one day. And you might one day become the center of a huge sex scandal. And then you might not get the chance to make $1 million from skeezball Joe Francis.

Amen.

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Update: Turns out, this whole thing may have just gotten Joe Francis in even more trouble. A rep for Miss Dupre said she was only seventeen when GGW filmed her. That being so, they would not be able to distribute and make profits off the videos of her. Classic.